Holi Ke Din Mummy Ki Chudai

By : Kamal

Yah ghatana isi holi ki hai. 6 saal ke baad main holi mein apane ghar par tha. Meri umr 19 saal ki hai. Main apane shahar se bahut door ek kolej mein takaniki ki padhai kar raha hoon. Hadataal hone ke kaaran kolej ek mahine ke lie band ho gaya tha Holi Ke Din Mummy Ki Chudai. Saare tyohaaron mein mujhe yah holi ka utsav bilkul pasand nahin hai. Mainne pahale kabhi bhi holi nahin kheli. Pichhale 6 saal mainne hostal mein hi bitaaya. Mere alaava ghar mein mere baabooji aur MAA hai. Meri chhoti bahan ka vivaah pichhale saal ho gaya tha. Kuchh kaaran bas meri bahan renoo holi mein ghar nahin aa pai. Lekin usake jagah par haMAAre DADAJI holi se kuchh din pahale haMAAre paas hamase milane aa gaye the. DADAJI ki umr karib 61-62 saal hai, lekin is umr mein bhi ve khoob hatte katte dikhate hain.

 

Unake baal saphed hone lage the lekin sar par poore ghane baal the. DADAJI chashma bhi nahin pahanate the. Mere baabooji ki umr karib 40-41 saal ki hogi aur MAA ki umr 34-35 saal ki. MAA kahati hai ki usaki shaadi 14 ve saal mein hi ho gai thi aur saal bitate bitate main paida ho gaya tha. Mere janm ke 2 saal baad renoo paida hui.

Ab jara MAA ke baare mein bataun. Vo gaanv mein paida hui aur pali badhi. Paanch bhai bahanon mein vo sabase chhoti thi. Khoob gora damakata hua rang, 5’5″ lambi, chaude kandhe, khoob ubhari hui chhaati, uthe hue stan aur mast, gol gol bhare hue nitamb. Jab main 14 saal ka hua aur mard aur aurat ke rishte ke baare mein samajhane laga to jisake baare mein sochate hi mera lauda khada ho jaata tha, vo meri MAA maalati hi hai. Maine kai baar maalati ke baare mein soch soch kar hattu maara hoga lekin na to kabhi maalati ka chuchi dabaane ka mauka mila, na hi kabhi usako apana lauda hi dikha paaya. Is dar se qi agar ghar mein raha to jarur ek din mujhase paap ho jaayega, 8vin klaas ke baad main jid kar hostal mein chala gaya. MAA ko pata nahin chal paaya ki usake ikalaute bete ka lauda MAA ki bur ke lie tadapata hai. Chhuttiyon mein aata tha to chori chhipe maalati ki javaani ka maza leta tha aur karib karib roj raat ko hattu maarata tha. Main hamesha yah dhyaan rakhata tha ki MAA ko kabhi bhi mere oopar shak na ho. Aur MAA ko shak nahin hua. Vo kabhi kabhi pyaar se gaalon par thapaki lagaati thi to bahut achchha lagata tha. Mujhe yaad nahin ki pichhale 4-5 saalon mein usane kabhi mujhe gale lagaaya ho.

Ab is holi ki baat karen. MAA subah se naashta, khaana banaane mein vyast thi. Karib 9 baje ham sab yaani main, baabooji aur DADAJI ne naashta kiya aur phir MAA ne bhi ham logon ke saath chaay pi. 10 – 10.30 baje baabooji ke dosto ka grup aaya. Main chhat ke oopar chala gaya. Mainne dekha ki kuchh logon ne MAA ko bhi rang lagaaya. Do logon ne to MAA ki CHOOTadon ko dabaaya, kuchh der to MAA ne maja liya aur phir MAA chhitak kar vahaan se hat gai. Sab log baabooji ko lekar baahar chale gaye . DADAJI apane kamare mein jaakar baith gaye.

Phir aadhe ghante ke baad auraton ka hujoom aaya. Karib 30 auraten thi, har umr ki. Sabhi ek doosare ke saath khoob jamakar holi khelane lage. Mujhe bahut achchha laga. Jab maine dekha ki auraten ek doosare ki chuchi masal masal kar maja le rahi hain, kuchh auraten to saaya utha utha kar rang laga rahi thi. Ek ne to had hi kar di. Usane apana haath doosari aurat ke saaya ke andar daal kar bur ko masala. Kuchh auraton ne meri MAA maalati ko bhi khoob masala aur unaki chuchi dabai. Phir sab kuchh kha pikar baahar chali gai. Un aurato ne MAA ko bhi apane saath baahar le jaana chaaha lekin MAA unake saath nahin gai.

Unake jaane ke baad MAA ne daravaaja band kiya. Vo poori tarah se bhig gai thi. MAA ne baahar khade khade hi apana sari utaar di. Gila hone ke kaaran saaya aur blaooj donon MAA ke badan se chipak gae the. Kasi kasi jaanghen, khoob ubhari hui chhaati aur gore rang par laal aur hara rang MAA ko bahut hi mast bana raha tha. Aisi mastaani haalat mein MAA ko dekh kar mera lauda tait ho gaya. Maine socha, aaj achchha mauka hai. Holi ke bahaane aaj MAA ko baahon mein lekar masalane ka. Maine socha ki rang lagaate lagaate aaj chuchi bhi masal doonga. Yahi sochate sochate main niche aane laga. Jab main aadhi sidhi tak aaya to mujhe aavaaj sunai padi !

DADAJI MAA se poochh rahe the,” vinod kahaan gaya…?”

“maaloom nahin, lagata hai apane baabooji ke saath baahar chala gaya hai.” MAA ne jabaab diya.

MAA ko nahin maaloom tha ki main chhat par hoon aur ab unaki baaten sun bhi raha hoon aur dekh bhi raha hoon. Maine dekha maalati apane sasur ke saamane garadan jhukaaye khadi hai. DADAJI MAA ke badan ko ghoor rahe the.

Tabhi DADAJI ne MAA ke gaalo ko sahalaate huye kaha,”mere saath holi nahin khelogi?”

Main to ye sun kar dang rah gaya. Ek sasur apani bahoo se holi khelane ko betaab tha. Maine socha, MAA dadaaji ko dhakka dekar vahaan se hat jaayegi lekin saali ne apana chehara oopar uthaaya aur muskura kar kaha,” maine kab mana kiya hai, aur abhi to ghar mein koi hai bhi nahin !”

Kahakar MAA vahaan se hat gai. DADAJI bhi kamare ke andar gaye aur phir donon apane apane haathon mein rang lekar vaapas vahin par aa gaye. DADAJI ne pahale donon haathon se MAA ki donon gaalon par khoob masal masal kar rang lagaaya aur usi samay MAA bhi unake gaalon aur chhaati par rang ragadane lagi. DADAJI ne dubaara haath mein rang liya aur is baar MAA ki gol gol badi badi chuchiyon par rang lagaate hue chuchiyon ko dabaane lage. MAA bhi sisakaarati maarati hui DADAJI ke sharir par rang laga rahi thi.

Kuchh der tak chuchiyon ko masalane ke baad DADAJI ne MAA ko apani baahon mein kas liya aur choomane lage. Mujhe laga ki MAA gussa karegi aur DADAJI ko daantegi. Lekin mainne dekha qi MAA bhi DADAJI ke paanv par paanv chadha kar choomane mein madad kar rahi hai. Chumma lete lete DADAJI ka haath MAA ki pith ko sahala raha tha aur haath dhire dhire MAA ke sudaul nitambon ki or badh raha tha . Ve donon ek doosare ko jam kar choom rahe the jaise pati-patni hon.

Ab DADAJI MAA ke CHOOTadon ko donon haathon se khoob kas kas kar masal rahe the aur yah dekh kar mer lauda paint se baahar aane ko tadap raha tha. Qahaan to main yah soch kar niche aa raha tha ki main MAA ke mast gudaaj badan ka maja loonga aur kahaan mujhase pahale is haraami DADAJI ne randi ka maja lena shuru kar diya. Mujhe bahut gussa aa raha tha. Man to kar raha tha ki main donon ke saamane jaakar khada ho jaoon. Lekin tabhi mujhe DADAJI ki aavaaj sunai padi,” raani, pichakaari se rang daaloon ?”DADAJI ne MAA ko apane se chipaka liya tha. MAA ka pichhavaada DADAJI se sata tha aur mujhe MAA ka saamane ka maal dikh raha tha. DADAJI ka ek haath chuchi ko masal raha tha aur doosara haath MAA ke pedoo ko sahala raha tha.“ab bhi kuchh poochhane ki jarurat hai kya..?”MAA ka itana kahana tha ki DADAJI ne ek jhatake mein saaya ke naade ko khol daala aur haath se dhakel kar saaya ko niche jaangho se niche gira diya. Main avaak tha MAA ki bur ko dekhakar.

MAA ne pairon se thel kar saaya ko alag kar diya aur DADAJI ka haath lekar apani bur par sahalaane lagi. Bur par baal the jo bur ko dhak rakha tha. DADAJI ki anguli bur ko kured rahi thi aur MAA apani haatho se blauj ka batan khol rahi thi. DADAJI ne MAA ke haath ko alag hataaya aur phata phat saare batan khol die aur blauj ko nikaal diya. Ab MAA poori tarah se nangi thi. Maine jaisa socha tha, choochi usase bhi badi badi aur sudaul thi. DADAJI aaraam se nangi javaani ka maja le rahe the. MAA ne 2-3 minat DADAJI ko chuchi aur CHOOT masalane diya phir vo alag hui aur vahin pharsh par meri taraph paanv rakhakar let gai. Mera man kar raha tha ki jaakar CHOOT mein lauda pel doon. Tabhi DADAJI ne apana dhoti aur kurta utaara aur MAA ke chehare ke paas baith gaye. MAA ne land ko haath mein lekar masala aur kaha,”pichakaari to achchha dikhata hai lekin dekhen isamen rang kitana hai…! Ab der mat karo, ve aa jaayenge to phir rang nahin daal paoge.”aur phir, DADAJI ne MAA paanv ke bich baith kar land ko CHOOT par dabaaya aur tisare dhakke mein poora lauda bur ke andar chala gaya. Qarib 10 minaton tak MAA ko khoob jor jor se dhakka laga kad choda.

Us randi ko bhi chudai ka khoob maja aa raha tha, tabhi to saali jor jor se sisakaari maar maar kar aur CHOOTad uchhaal uchhaal kar DADAJI ke land ke dhakke ka baraabar jabaab de rahi thi. Un donon ki chudai dekhakar mujhe vishavaas ho gaya tha ki MAA aur DADAJI pahale bhi kai baar chudai kar chuke hain…“kya raaja, is bahoo ka bur kaisa hai? Maja aaya ya nahin ?” MAA ne kamar uchhaalate huye poochha.“meri pyaari bahoo ! Bahut pyaari CHOOT hai aur choochi to bas, itani mast chuchi pahale kabhi nahin dabai.”DADAJI ne chuchi ko masalate huye pelana jaari rakha aur kaha.“raani, tum nahin jaanati, tum jabase ghar mein dulhan ban kar aai, main hajaaron baar tumhaare CHOOT aur chuchi ka soch soch kar land ko hila hila kar tumhaara naam le le kar paani giraata hoon.”DADAJI ne chodana rok kar MAA ki chuchi ko masala aur ras se bhare onthon ko kuchh der tak choosa.

Phir chudai shuroo ki aur kaha,”mujhe nahin maaloom tha ki ek baar bolane par hi tum apani CHOOT de dogi, nahin to main tumhen pahale hi saikadon baar chod chuka hota !”mujhe vishvaas nahin hua ki MAA DADAJI se pahali baar chud rahi hai. DADAJI ne ek baar kaha aur haraamajaadi bina koi nakhara kiye chudaane ke liye nangi ho gai aur DADAJI kah rahe hai ki aaj pahali baar hi MAA ko chod rahe hain.Lekin tab MAA ne jo kaha vo sunakar mujhe vishvaas ho gaya ki MAA pahali baar hi DADAJI se marava rahi hai.MAA ne kaha,” raaja, main koi randi nahin hoon. Aaj holi hai, tumane mujhe rang lagaana chaaha, maine lagaane diya, tumane chuchi aur CHOOT masala, maine mana nahin kiya, tumane mujhe chooma aur maine bhi tumako chooma aur tum chodana chaahte the, pichakaari daalana chaahate the to meri CHOOT ne pichakaari andar le li. Tumhaari jagah koi aur bhi ye chaahata to main us se bhi chudavaati. Chaahe vo raaja ho ya naukar ! Holi ke din mera maal, meri CHOOT, meri javaani sab ke liye khuli hai……..!”MAA ne DADAJI ko apani baanhon aur jaanghon mein kas kar baandha aur phir kaha,”aaj jitana chodana hai, chod lo, phir agali holi ka intajaar karana padega meri nangi javaani ka darshan karane ke liye !”MAA ki baat sunakar main aashchary-chakit tha ki holi ke din koi bhi use chod sakata tha..Lekin yah jaan kar main bhi khush ho gaya.

Koi bhi mein to main bhi aata hoon. Aaj jaise bhi ho, MAA ko chodoonga hi. Yah soch kar main khush tha aur udhar DADAJI ne MAA ki CHOOT mein pichakaari maar di. Bur se malai jaisa gaadha DADAJI ka ras baahar nikal raha tha aur DADAJI khoob pyaar se MAA ko choom rahe the.Quchh der baad donon uth gaye .“kaisi rahi holi…?” MAA ne poochha,” aap pahale holi par saath kyon nahin rahe. Maine 12 saal pahale holi ke din sabake liye apana khajaana khol diya tha.”MAA ne DADAJI ke lauda ko sahalaaya aur kaha,” abhi bhi laude mein bahut dam hai, kisi kuMAAri chhokari ki bhi CHOOT ek dhakke mein phaad sakata hai.”MAA ne jhuk kar laude ko chooma aur phir kaha,”ab aap baahar jaiye aur ek ghante ke baad aaiyega. Main nahin chaahati ki vinod ya usake baap ko pata chale ki mainne aap se chudai hai.”MAA vahin nangi khadi rahi aur DADAJI ko kapade pahanate dekhati rahi. Dhoti aur kurta pahanane ke baad DADAJI ne phir MAA ko baanho mein kasakar dabaaya aur gaalon aur honthon ko chooma. Kuchh chumma chaati ke baad MAA ne DADAJI ko alag kiya aur kaha,”abhi baahar jao, baad mein mauka milega to phir se chod lena lekin aaj hi, kal se main aapaki vahi puraani bahoo rahoongi.

”DADAJI ne chuchi dabaate huye MAA ko dubaara chooma aur baahar chale gaye.Main sochane laga ki kya karoon?Main chhat par chala gaya aur vahaan se dekha- DADAJI ghar se door ja rahe the aur aas paas mere pitaaji ka koi naamo nishaan nahin tha. Maine laude ko paint ke andar kiya aur dhire dhire niche aaya. MAA baraamade mein nahin thi. Main bina koi aavaaj kiye apane kamare mein chala gaya aur vahaan se jhaanka. Idhar udhar dekhane ke baad mujhe laga ki MAA kichan mein hain. Maine haath mein rang liya aur chupake se kichan mein ghusa. MAA ko dekhakar dil baga baag ho gaya. Vo abhi bhi nang dhadang khadi thi. Vo meri taraph pith karake pua bel rahi thi. MAA ke sudaul aur bhare bhare MAAsal CHOOTadon ko dekh kar mera lauda paint phaad kar baahar nikalana chaahata tha.

Koi mauka diye bina mainne donon haathon ko MAA ki baanho se niche aage badha kar unake gaalon par khoob jor jor se rang lagaate huye kaha,”MAA, holi hai !”aur phir donon haathon ko ek saath niche laakar MAA ki gudaaj aur badi badi chuchiyon ko masalane laga.“oh….Too kab aaya….? Daravaaja to band hai….! Chhod na beta…kya kar raha hai..? MAA ke saath aise holi nahin khelate……ohhhhhhh…itana jor jor se mat masal….Ahhhhh…chhod de !…..Ab ho gaya…!”lekin main aisa mauka kahaan chhodane vaala tha. Main MAA ke CHOOTadon ko apane peru se khoob daba kar aur choochi ko masalata raha. MAA baar baar mujhe hatane ke liye bol rahi thi aur bich bich mein sisakaari bhi bhar rahi thi.. Khaas kar jab main ghundi ko jor se masalata tha. Mera land bahut tait ho gaya tha. Main land ko paint se baahar nikaalana chaahata tha. Main kas kar ek haath se chuchi ko dabaaye rakha aur doosara haath pichhe laakar paint ka batan khola aur niche gira diya. Mera lauda poora tan tana gaya tha.

Maine ek haath se land ko MAA ke CHOOTadon ke bich dabaaya aur doosara haath badha kar CHOOT ko masalane laga.“nahin beta, bur ko mat chhuo…yah paap hai….!”laude ko CHOOTadon ke bich mein dabaaye rakha aur aage se bur mein bich vaali anguli ghused di. Karib 15-20 minat pahale DADAJI chod kar gaye the aur CHOOT gili thi. Mera man jhanajhana gaya tha, MAA ki nangi javaani ko chhoo kar. Mujhe laga ki isi tarah agar main MAA ko ragadata raha to bina chode hi jhad jaunga aur phir MAA mujhe kabhi chodane nahin degi. Yahi soch kar maine CHOOT se anguli baahar nikaali aur pichhe se hi kamar se pakad kar MAA ko utha liya.“oh… kya mast maal hai….Chal randi, ab tujhe jam kar chodoonga … bahut maja aayega meri raani tujhe chodane mein !”ye kahate huye mainne MAA ko donon haathon se utha kar bed par patak diya aur usaki donon pairon ko phaila kar maine lauda bur ke chhed par rakha aur khoob jor se dhakka maara.“aauch..Jara dhire …..! ” MAA ne haule se kaha.

Maine jor ka dhakka lagaaya aur kaha,”ohhhh….MAA, too nahin jaanati, aaj main kitana khush hoon ! ..” main dhakka lagaata raha aur khoob pyaar se MAA ke ras se bhare ontho ko chooma.“MAA, jab se mera lauda khada hona shuru hua, chaar saal pahale, to tabase bas sirph tumhen hi chodane ka man karata hai. Hajaaron baar teri CHOOT aur chuchi ka dhyaan kar mainne lauda hilaaya hai aur paani giraaya hai.. Har raat sapane mein tumhen chodata hoon. ..Le raani aaj poora maja maarane de…!”maine MAA ki chuchiyon ko donon haathon mein kas kar daba kar rakha aur dana dan chudai karane laga. MAA aankh band kar chudai ka maja le rahi thi. Vo kamar aur CHOOTad hila hila kar land ko chudai mein madad de rahi thi.“saali, aankh khol aur dekh, tera beta kaisa chudai kar raha hai. …randi, kholana aankh….!” MAA ne aankhen kholi. Usaki aankho mein koi ‘bhaav’ nahin tha.

Aisa bhi nahin lag raha tha ki vo mujhase naaraaj hai…na hi yah pata chal raha tha ki vo bete ke land ka maja le rahi hai.. Lekin main poora maja lekar chod raha tha…“saali, too nahin jaanati….Tere bur ke chakkar mein main randiyon ke paas jaane laga aur aisi aisi randi ki talaash karata tha jo tumhaari jaisi lagati ho… lekin ab tak jitani bhi bur chodi sab ki sab dhili dhaali thi…lekin aaj mast, kasi hui bur chodane ko mili hai…le randi too bhi maja le… !”aur usake baad bina koi baat kiye main MAA ko chodata raha aur vo bhi kamar uchhaal uchhaal kar chudavaati rahi. Kuchh der ke baad MAA ne sisakaari maarani shuru ki aur mujhe usaki sisakaari sunakar aur bhi maja aane laga. Maine dhakke ki spid aur dam badha diya aur khoob dam laga kar chodane laga..MAA jor jor se sisakaari maarane lagi.

“randi, kutiya jaise kyon chilla rahi hai, koi sun lega to….?”“to sunane do….Logon ko pata to chale ki ek kutiya kaise apane bete se maravaati hai….Maar de , phaad de is bur ko….Maadarachod , MAA ki bur itani hi pyaari hai to haraami pahale kyon nahin patak kar chod daala… agar too har pichhali holi mein yahaan rahata aur mujhe chodane ke liye bolata to main aise hi bur chirava kar tera lauda andar le leti….Chod beta ..Chod le….Lekin dekh tera baap aur DADAJI kabhi bhi aa sakate hain.. ! Jaldi se bur mein paani bhar de !”“le MAA, too bhi kya yaad rakhegi ki kisi randibaaj ne tujhe choda tha… le kutiya, band kar le mera lauda apani bur mein !” main ab chuchi ko masal masal kar, kabhi MAA ki mast jaanghon ko sahala sahala kar dhakke par dhakka lagaaye ja raha tha.“aahhhhh…beta, ohhhhh..Beta…ahhhhh….Maar raaja….Chod…chod…. !”aur MAA ne donon paanv upar uthae aur mujhe jor se apani or dabaaya aur MAA past ho gai aur haamphane lagi.“bas beta, ho gaya….Nikaal le….Toone khush kar diya….!”“MAA bolati rahi aur main kuchh der aur dhakka lagaata raha aur phir main bhi jhar gaya. Maine donon haathon se chuchi ko masalate huye bahut der tak MAA ke gaalon aur ontho ko choomata raha.

MAA bhi mere badan ko sahalaati rahi aur mere chumban ka poora jabaab diya. Phir usane mujhe apane badan se utaara aur kaha,”beta, kapade pahan le…sab aane baale honge !”“phir kab chodane dogi?” maine CHOOT ko masalate huye poochha.“agale saal, agar holi par ghar mein mere saath rahoge !” MAA ne hans kar javaab diya.Maine CHOOT ko jor se masalate huye kaha,”chup randi, nakhare mat kar, main to roj tujhe chodoonga !”“ye randi chaaloo maal nahin hai…. Too kaalej ja kar un chaaloo randiyon ko chodana…” MAA kahate kahate nangi hi kichan mein chali gai.Maine pichhe se pakad kar CHOOTadon ko masala aur kaha,”MAA, too bahut mast maal hai…tujhe log bahut rupaya denge, chal tujhe bhi kothe par baitha kar dhandha karavaunga.” maine MAA ki gaand mein anguli peli aur vo chihunk gai ..Maine kaha,”randi baad mein banana, chal saali abhi to kapade pahan le…”“kamare se la de …jo tera man kare !” vo boli aur pua talane lagi.Mainne turant kamare se ek saaya aur blauj laakar MAA ko pahanaaya .“sari nahin pahanaoge? ” MAA ne mere gaalon ko choomate huye kaha.“nahin raani, aaj se ghar mein tum aisi hi rahogi, bina sari ke…”“tere DADAJI ke saamane bhi …!” usane poochha.” thik hai sirph aaj bhar.. Kal se phir sari bhi pahanoongi.MAA khaana banaati rahi aur main usake saath masti karata raha.

 

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